22 years young, living in mostly-sunny California. Slightly obsessed with music, fashion, technology, tanning, and getting to know new people, but also an intellectual with a quick & dry wit.

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I was so afraid to fly that I used to roofie myself. It was awesome. I wish I could still do it but it’s against the law.

Brandi, on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

justinwinkelman:

Well, someone’s been to the plastic surgeon since last season… I’m not sure what Camille just had done, but I think I approve.
And Kyle, girl, I see you side-eyeing in the background. I approve of that as well. 

I, too, approve of Kyle’s side-eye.

justinwinkelman:

Well, someone’s been to the plastic surgeon since last season… I’m not sure what Camille just had done, but I think I approve.

And Kyle, girl, I see you side-eyeing in the background. I approve of that as well. 

I, too, approve of Kyle’s side-eye.

Words used to describe Camille*

Conniving, passive aggressive, narcissistic, insecure, catty, jealous, cruel, hypocritical, self absorbed, manipulative, fake, insincere, delusional.

*As told by Andy Cohen on the Reunion.