January 2011
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That moment you see Lawrence on RHOA in drag & you...
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I almost forgot
The other day, I got a new job. Full time, decent pay, benefits, etc… the works.
Goodbye retail, hello world of IT. Next step? Move closer to my job.
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Sometimes I love the things Scott & Kourtney say...
Kourtney: you’ve got a half Summer, half Winter outfit on.
Scott: I’ve got a half hard, half soft for ya.
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My craaazy Saturday night
has so far consisted of:
eating a Lean Cuisine Margherita Pizza
watching One Night in Paris* since I’m the only one who has yet to see it
considering a new tradition which shall be called Champagne Saturday.
*I’m skimming through rather than hitting play and letting it go. It’s over an hour long and I don’t care to hear Rick Solomon narrate most of it.
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The dude I've had a 'thing' for since over a year...
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When you like someone's bitchy status that was...
babykelsey:
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We’re not together.
– Me, to the semi-cute waiter at Johnny Carino’s each time he walks by to make it clear Erik & I are single
Things I don't appreciate
Erik yelling “smell my fucking panties” while my bedroom window is wide open.
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Being gay doesn't give you the right to use the...
Just like
being black doesn’t give you the right to use the word nigger
being Mexican doesn’t give you the right to use the word spic
being Jewish doesn’t give you the right to use the word kike
If you DO use words like those, you’re ignorant and uneducated. You’re just making it ok for other people to call each other those things.
Nothing irritates me more than...
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Did AIM/iChat just kick everyone off?
Booted me off for a few minutes. Now I literally have 4 people out of 90 online.
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When I think of how much fun Noemi & I will have...
icameiron asked: you sound so cuuuteee :o and ps, the dark hair i dig :)
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This is really special.
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Stumbled upon an episode of Murder She Wrote and...
What a wild Thursday night y’all.
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Scorpio
Hi, my name is Alex, and I’m a Scorpio.
I’ve been reading on this new Zodiac sign bullshit and all I’ve got to say is “I don’t think so.”
Many people believe that this should/will only apply to people born recently, and I agree. When I was born that fateful day of Oct 27th 1989, my sign was proclaimed Scorpio. No changes in the planet’s position can go...
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What if you were just a plain hamburger?
No ketchup, no cheese, no sauce… just a patty & a bun. Aint that some shit?
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Anonymous asked: what is the youngest you would go when dating someone?
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Bad Girls Club
I so called it. Right as I hit play (I missed it last night) I thought to myself “If someone goes home in the first episode again, I’m going to be annoyed.”
Guess how that turned out?
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Just a typical night at home
Me - I’m getting kinda hot, but my feet are still freezing.
Erik - Put extra socks on.
Me - Uh no. That’s some Walmart shopper shit.
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Don't hold it against me, but...
her new single is honestly not that amazing. I love Britney. I do. It’s a good song and I’m sure i’ll be dancing in my car to it, but it didn’t “wow” me.
Also, she hasn’t really gone anywhere since her last single or her last album. Why is everyone talking about HIAM being a ‘comeback’ single??
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Not to be a few months late, but
The Gates was canceled?!?!?! WHAT THE FUCK!?!?