21 years young, living in mostly-sunny California. Slightly obsessed with music, fashion, technology, tanning, and getting to know new people, but also an intellectual with a quick & dry wit.


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Ok, this is pretty clever. And with that, the “Shit _____ Say” thing is done. Next.

She just scared the shit out of me. I brought this ladybug to the office about 2 months ago to live on my orchid and apparently she’s still around. She’s so nice. Very quiet though.

She just scared the shit out of me. I brought this ladybug to the office about 2 months ago to live on my orchid and apparently she’s still around. She’s so nice. Very quiet though.

Took this picture a few months ago. Not sure why I’m posting this now. So, there’s that.

Took this picture a few months ago. Not sure why I’m posting this now. So, there’s that.

I was so afraid to fly that I used to roofie myself. It was awesome. I wish I could still do it but it’s against the law.

Brandi, on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills